Adult phone chat is always a blast. I had a man approach me on the street today asking if he could take me out some time. I told him he couldn’t take me out until he showed up at my door looking more like a man and less like a little boy playing gangster. The look he gave me was priceless, but he realized I meant every word of it.
I’m a princess, and if you can’t keep yourself looking presentable, you can’t do anything for me. I’m here to make you look good, help you win that promotion you need at work, make you the envy of all your peers, and to be spoiled by you. I’m not here to play house and have a bunch of babies. I’m not here to get your rocks off for you at your whim. Treat me right, be worthy of my being your arm candy, or find another hottie to take out. I am not her.