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Lots of Hot Stories to Share on my Phone Chat Numbers

phone chat numbersI have lots of hot stories to share when you call my phone chat numbers. A few years ago, I was in this bar and a young stud asked if I was Patricia Heaton. I was clueless who that was, but when I was in the bathroom, I googled her. She was the wife of Ray Romano on that TV show. I did not see the resemblance, but I was horny and went with it. I know I should have said no, but he was so hot, and I was so horny. I did what any cougar would, I lied so I could take him home and fuck him. He was one hot fuck too. Not sure if it was just his natural skills or if he was giving me his best moves because he thought I was a celebrity. He fucked me and my daughter. She was still in high school at the time. She thought it was hot to pretend to be a famous woman’s daughter. Since he fucked my ass and cunt so well, I felt like I owed it to myself to check out the actress I was mistaken for. I knew of her once I looked her up, but did not watch anything she had been in.

I was surfing the Internet and found some sexy pics of her. She had aged well. I did not think I looked much like her other than same hair coloring and age, so perhaps that stud was just using a line to fuck me. It worked of course! Anyway, I found myself super attracted to Patricia Heaton. Classy, sexy and in great shape. She gave mature women everywhere a good name, and a good image to aspire to. I started fantasizing about her. Masturbating thinking of her mature pussy riding my face. I even got off thinking of her donning a strap-on to fuck me with. My sons at the time were obsessed with the younger hotties like Jennifer Lawrence, but when I showed them the actress’s pictures and shared the hot mistaken identity story, they became fans too.


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