Live phone chat with a dirty old woman like me can be so much fun. Especially if you like hockey! I am from Canada. We are born with hockey sticks in our hands, even us girls. Even though I live in the US now, I still like to play with hockey sticks! I lost my virginity to a hockey stick while watching Wayne Gretzy. Before he played for the LA Kings, he was an Edmonton Oiler. Something so sexy about how he mastered that stick and puck. One day, I was watching him play from my bedroom. I was barely a teen girl, but super horny. I got my brother’s hockey stick and teased my pussy as I watched him kick ass on the ice. My cunnie was dripping. My brother busted into the room and was livid that I was getting my girl juice all over his stick. We got into a tug of war with it, and well it slipped into my virgin cunt and popped my little cherry. My brother was actually turned on by the blood on his hockey stick. “Give me your stick brother, ” I demanded . He pulled out his fat chubby and fucked me on my bed while I dreamed it was Wayne Gretzy fucking the shit out of me. My brother pumped me full of cum too. Not the last time he would do that either.
Now, every hockey season, I play with that same stick that popped my cherry decades ago. Just now, my sons are the ones that get to fuck me afterwards. They are HUGE hockey fans now. Can you blame them?
Mommy MaryAnne
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When I see a slutty looking young girl with big bouncy tits, it peaks my interest. I watch how she interacts with both sexes, and keep mental notes on the things that her body subconsciously does. Once I feel I have gotten a good impression on her, I will plan my actions and bring her home for dinner. Those tits make wonderful gravy! Once I have her bound and helpless I involve my personal chef. He is very good at making even the skinniest cuts of veal come alive with flavor inside my mouth. You see, just like in mainstream eatery, it is the fat on the meat that flavors the meal. In comparison, too much fat can drown out the flavor. So if you can imagine a height and weight proportionate victim is ideal. Before I present our meal to the chef she must be tended to. Cleaned and shaved, measured for the right amount of spice needed in the marinade, and lastly she needs to be thanked for blessing us with her flesh. Rick will then tell me just how we will prepare and cook our dinner. Pairing of drink and meat is also a detail that is not overlooked. He is very detail oriented and has been an amazing mentor throughout my cooking lessons. Once we have our meal dripping in rich marinade, she will then be ready to cook. They don’t struggle very long, as the smoke will replace the oxygen in her lungs and she will drift off knowing her death was not in vain. When my chef carves our veal, the most fantastic sight of the evening, the juiciest gravy will poor out of her bones and flesh. The taste is nothing like you could have ever imagined. So good I can still taste it for days to come. If you have the desire to learn how to cook your girls, give me a call on my phone chat lines, I share cooking secrets.
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