Phone chat lines are for like-minded perverts like me, Pam. Now I know you think you are perverted. I don’t need an eggplant emoji sent to me be thinking dirty. Oh, no this pervert will take the simplest little comment and giggle over it. Hehehe…little…short, you name it my mind goes there.
A bridge being called an erection and will stand the test of time. Lol, oh yes I am thinking off all the fun erections I get to play with and they do stand the test of time.
As long as I am confessing how dirty minded I am then I will tell you a secret. Injecting Novocain into the pecker has some very interesting results. The phone chat numbers that are lying around, well call mine and I will tell you what the Novocain in a pecker does. Now I know you are curious. Try it with me.
Better be prepared to be numb and then suddenly it hits you. In conclusion let’s see who is more perverted.